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slotnikA programmer’s wife sends him on an errand with the following instructions: “Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. He returned¬†with 12 loaves of bread.

So she sends him back with revised instructions: “Go to the store and get some bread. While you’re there, pick up some eggs.” The programmer never returned….

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