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Here’s something you may not know: The United States is the world export leader of human sperm. It’s true! Our neighbors to the north — what are you guys called again: Canada? — are net importers. And now you know….

(I kid you, Canada. I love you like the cranky neighbor upstairs who’s always stomping on my ceiling just as the party gets going….)

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