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ABOUT
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"bushism" provides a fortune-like tidbit at the start of a terminal 
session. A background process pulls a random bushism from slate.com
and caches it for enhanced performance.  This program is based on 
Acme::Bushisms and copyrighted under the same terms as the module. 

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INSTALLATION
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This program requires LWP::Simple If you don't already have that module
you can grab a copy here:  http://www.cpan.org/authors/id/G/GA/GAAS/
(look for libwww-perl)

Copy bushism into your favorite bin directory - I prefer $HOME/bin. 
Make sure the program is executeable: 'chmod +x bushism' Then add a
snippet similar to this in your $HOME/.profile:

if [ -x /home/jeff/bin/bushism ] ; then
  echo
  /home/jeff/bin/bushism
  echo
fi