Here’s something you may not know: The United States is the world export leader of human sperm. It’s true! Our neighbors to the north — what are you guys called again: Canada? — are net importers. And now you know….
(I kid you, Canada. I love you like the cranky neighbor upstairs who’s always stomping on my ceiling just as the party gets going….)
Q: Who are the highest paid employees on the Pentagon budget?
A: The football coaches at Army, Navy and Air Force.
The Washington Examiner blared this headline: “Obama ‘a fan’ of singer accused of homophobia.” The singer is Cee Lo. To prove he was a homophobe, they quoted him. Here’s the self-incriminating money-shot: “I most certainly am not harboring any sort of negative feeling toward the gay community.” I hate the American news media….